2.) Still having nightmares about showing up for a science test only to realize you forgot to go to the class ALL YEAR.
3.) Realizing your favorite store suddenly became too YOUNG for you.
4.) Shopping for the weddings of people you don't even like.
5.) Realizing your Tivo only has Food Network programs recorded.
6.) Realizing that, even though you Tivo Food Network shows, you never actually cook anything more elaborate than Velveeta Shells & Cheese.
7.) Finding that your local market is selling Velveeta Shells & Cheese on discount clearance so you buy a baker's dozen to stock up for the week.
8.) Seeing all your friends get engaged or married while you're still torn up about how things ended with that boy back in junior year... of high school.
9.) Only knowing your friends have gotten married because they uploaded a wedding album on facebook after the fact.
10.) Admitting to yourself that your biggest brush with a celebrity has been that time you saw travel writer Rick Steves ordering a kebab.
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"CSI:Miami" could qualify as worse than puberty if it wasn't so overwhelmingly AWESOME. I'm pretty sure the character 'Horatio' inspired Shakespeare's Hamlet.
ReplyDeleteomg. i want to be you two. even if you have not improved much since puberty
ReplyDeletethis is even worse:
catching yourself snarkily thinking about another girl: if i were her i would (brush my hair every once in a while, not try to squeeze into that top, go easy on the perfumed body lotion, etc.) and then realize the list is much longer if i turned this mental exercise onto myself: if i were me i would...