The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Friday, March 27, 2009

DEBATE TEAM: Are these things worse than puberty?

1.) Dancing with the Stars. All of them. Any season, ever.

2.) Knowing that Mark Paul Gosselar (Zach from Saved by the Bell! Duh!) is now 35

3.) watching your fiber intake

4.) Being completely convinced you have a tapeworm...and doing nothing to change that because you know it's the only reason you're not gaining weight

5.) Mississippi public schools

6.) The territory known as "New Jersey."

7.) Wishing you actually did have a tapeworm so you could lose a little weight.

8.) Any reality show on VH1 (not including 'I Love NY' which is televised gold)

9.) Early menopause.

10.) When you're in the checkout line at a store and they ask you to
donate just $1 to dying children and you say no.

-Posted by Jilly and Karla
at 3:24 PM
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1 comment:

  1. KarlaApril 3, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    Nothing about Mark Paul will ever be worse than puberty. Nothing! He defied puberty by being so adorable in his shenanigans. He can do no wrong. You will retract this statement!

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