The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Guest Posts Are Worse Than Puberty.

During puberty, many people go to great lengths to establish distance from their parents (arguments, tantrums, deliberately breaking rules, etc.) but luckily, after this period, moms tend to learn how to back off while kids develop their mother's permanent voice in their ears to judge their actions for the rest of their lives. All is good by age 17.

So then isn't it a step in the wrong direction when you encounter people in your life, long after puberty, that insist on mothering you when they aren't your mother? They tell you not to go to bed with your hair wet, they forcefeed you their horsepills when you have a slight cough, they tell you how much water you are not drinking enough of, they discourage you from traveling to exotic threatening locations, or try to judge who you are dating, or point out flaws in your eyebrows, skin or outfit that they believe you should stop everything to address.


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