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The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
When you are at a business dinner with greek shipowners discussing hiring filipino crew members and they continously pronounce the country "the Phillipenis" and you and your colleagues have to keep a straight face...throughout the whole meal. This situation is worse than puberty because you soon realize you are stuck in the same situation as middle school where you can't control your laughter about toilet talk no matter how fast you try to mature out of it.
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You know what's NOT worse than puberty? Rich Greek ship owners. Hook a gurrrrl up, Guest!!! These men need company and I need someone who can afford an oil tanker.
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