The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

HOME EC/SHOP: Being Afraid of your New Furtniture is Worse than Puberty

So the boyfriend and I recently bought a new couch/loveseat set and two new ladder-wall-shelves.

Aren't we straight out of the pottery barn.

But walking into our house, you might think that dust is a major issue and no one lives here, or that someone is incontinent, or that we really, REALLY don't know how to sew slipcovers.

Why? Because our couches are covered with massive packing blankets, shaped vaguely LIKE couches, in order to protect them from our cats.

Now there is the argument that, regardless of what we do, these couches will get cat-destroyed, so we may as well just go for it. And there's the idea that you shouldn't own anything you can't afford to replace. And then there's just the concept that these things look really crap when you throw a mover's blanket over them.

But they are so beautiful underneath, I swear! Don't take that from me!

So we live an existence like Kevin in Home Alone, (that part where his cousin the bedwetter has to sleep with him? And they put on plastic sheets? and the whole night they crinkle? no?) or your Grandma who really does have plastic covers for her couches, and suck it up.

So much for finding our "perfect style"...

-Posted by Jilly

1 comment:

  1. Your gorgeous new furniture WILL eventually be damaged. This is a fact. I recommend you take matters into your own hands and do an intentional staining so that you won't be so upset the first time it happens.

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