1.) Seeing a girl in a too-tight, obscenely short, totally ho-ey AND unflattering dress...and then realizing her ploy has worked, since every male in a 2-mile radius is looking only at her.
2.) Hot yoga.
3.) The very real desire you have to go in and eat every time you pass an IHOP.
4.) Being that person who tells friends about her cats'...output, because darnit, you're a little worried about them lately!
5.) The impulse, at a fancy restaurant, to go for the cheaper entree just because it's cheaper, though we're tlaking about $2-$3 dollars on what will likely end up being a $100 tab.
6.) When your ex-boyfriend moves on to someone prettier than you and you know it's true.
7.) When your ex-boyfriend moves on to someone uglier than you because that just lowers the value of your stock.
8.) The fact that certain drinks from Jamba juice can contain almost 2,000 calories (!) and therefore can no longer be considered healthy.
9.) Thinking that Nature's Valley granola bars were healthy and organic-esque because it has the word 'Nature' in the title, only to find out it's just fattening crap made by General Mills.
10.) Having your big dream for the future be the day you can afford your own Jack Lalanne juicer and accompanying assorted of fruits and vegetables to juice.
- Posted by Jilly and Karla.
Friday, May 1, 2009
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