1.) When people mistake a relative for being your significant other.
2.) Realizing that the IRS legally owns a 3rd of your past, present and future.
3.) When you make eye contact with someone on public transportation and he's not cute or young in any way but you keep making eye contact just because you know he's looking at you and it triggers some kind of instinctive response to look back.
4.) Realizing that someone you do find cute and age appropriate on public transportation is not even remotely noticing you.
5.) Turning to public transportation as a means to gauge your attractiveness to men.
7.) Womyn's naymes with unnecessary "y's."
8.) Having the highlight of your night be licking the batter bowl from the pan of brownies you're making...for yourself.
9.) Wrong colored ketchup (who wants to eat "purple?").
10.) Being more pumped about seeing a burger king "The King" commercial than the show you're watching...and for some reason don't turn off...
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