1.) Knowing that you'll never, ever see Michael Jackson hold an infant out a window again.
2.) Being Farrah Fawcett, the Mother Theresa of celebrities that died yesterday (as in MT was eclipsed by Di's death? Anyone?)
3.) Learning that Ed McMahon let his Colonial Penn life insurance lapse near the end.
4.) When your "after-bar" consists of mopping up cat pee from the cushions of your new couch
5.) Thinking that the idea to add buttermilk to your oatmeal was a really great high-point of your day
6.) Wondering if Michael Jackson's autopsy will reveal why he was white... whatever, you know you want to know
7.) Posing for Playboy at 50 like Farah Fawcett: half remarkably awesome, half the tackiest thing ever
8.) The fact that Michael Jackson's death makes any unrest in Iran totally un-newsworthy
9.) Slutty politicians who can't keep their extracurriculars private
10.) Email excerpts between slutty politicians and their mistresses being read by professional journalists on TV like Barbara Walters
Friday, June 26, 2009
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