DEBATE TEAM: Are These Things Worse Than Puberty?

1.) The way button down shirt inevitably get airmpit stains.

2.) The way button down shirts give you that between button peep hole right at the boobs to expose you publicly when you are trying to dress respectably.

3.) Being too poor to change your contact lenses on a reasonable and doctor recommended biweekly basis.

4.) Being so lazy and unimaginative in your fashion choices you buy the same article of clothing in several colors.

5.) Men who are totally gay but still are publicly pushing their straight agenda.

6.) Stale popcorn.

7.) Re-soling your shoes 3-5 times before you get rid of them because at no time can you afford to buy a whole new pair.

8.) Spending your days off looking at cookbooks.

9.) Emo/hipster hair, you know the style, all choppy and a little mulletty and brushed sideways, somehow counting as coolness cred, despite the fact that every single person who wears his or her hair this way would look better with a different style.

10.) Hipsters in general.