1.) Investing a small fortune in your college education to emerge an English major that has trouble spelling basic elementary school level words.
2.) People who dare to challenge or criticize Oprah.
3.) The fact that more people probably vote on the average episode of 'Dancing With the Stars,' than for most presidential elections.
4.) The fact that Levi Johnston has plans to pose nude. I mean, why? Nobody is actually attracted to him. They just want to see just how ridiculous the whole Sarah Palin thing can actually get.
5.) The fact that Britney Spears and K. Fed's weights seem to be inversely propotional.
6.) When corporate behemoths see fit to weigh in on why the underlings shouldn't get universal health care.
7.) knowing that joining the "whole foods boycott" is meaningless since, being one of those underlings, you never had enough money to shop there in the first place.
8.) Having to be the bigger person and let things go.
9.) Dusting
10.) Living in filth because you hate doing basic cleaning tasks, such as dusting.
Friday, September 4, 2009
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I don't listen to oprah...what does that make me?
ReplyDeleteA dirty whore!
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