2.) The cost of sending someone flowers - really, $50 for daisies?
3.) Finding out that an event was costume-required only after arriving sans look.
4.) Finding out that an event was NOT costume-friendly only after arriving WITH look.
5.) Truly loving current Nickelodeon programming at the age of 25.
6.) Living with blackheads because you are too cheap to buy a quality deep cleanser.
7.) The fact that Perez Hilton can't be bothered to write his own posts anymore because he's made himself into a mogul and celebrity so all the writing on the site has turned to crap.
8.) Having 20 pound babies. Do you know how many pounds you need to gain just to house something like that in your uterus?
9.) The idea of a living thing growing inside someone's uterus for 9 months. (Sorry, I'm not exactly ready for motherhood yet.)
10.) Those giant piercings that stretch out ear lobe skin. I really can't get behind those.
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