1.) Considering applying to a law school only because one of them is offering you a free iTunes gift certificate with application. You know who you are.
2.) When you wear an uncommon bra size so you feel compelled to buy any and every bra you see in your size (which means eventually owning the same totally useless bra in four colors).
3.) Applying for receptionist jobs and not getting any offers.
4.) Seeing employed receptionists and thinking to your unemployed self: "Man, that's the good life!"
5.) When you know what's on friday night TV because you are always home on weekend nights watching TV.
6.) Taking Xanax just because you're bored.
7.) Microwaveable egg-based frozen breakfast products.
8.) Sinus headaches.
9.) Really wanting to spend your day at a halloween-themed children's fair.
10.) Not being able to afford said fair.
Friday, October 2, 2009
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I would expand the microwaveable egg dishes to include breakfast sandwiches which can be purchased at many fast-food chain stores like Dunkin Donuts, McDonald's and Starbucks. I mean, since when are eggs sponge-like patties?
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