1.) Forgetting to get a receipt after paying for something your job would cover and crying in public when you realize that it's coming out of your pocket.
2.) Realizing that you have the athletic endurance of an arthritic sloth.
3.) Public transportation.
4.) When you buy mascara and it's old and dried out and flakes off after 5 minutes but you still us it because otherwise that would be 6 bucks down the drain.
5.) Hearing about the sex lives of ugly people (Letterman, I'm looking at you).
6.) Living alone because you can't stand roommates anymore, then getting pets, because it's too brutal living alone.
7.) The combination of looks and (no)brains that is Megan Fox
8.) Watching television and being totally sideswiped by someone puking when you didn't expect it.
9.) The brutal irony of New Jersey's being called "the Garden State."
10.) Knowing you're killing your body with the crappy, additive-loaded food you eat daily, but being too poor to afford any alternative.
Friday, October 9, 2009
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