1.) Commercials for adult incontinence drugs/products/awareness.
2.) People who are anti-fur but still eat meat, and don't see the hypocrisy.
3.) When people who you know work out daily, and who never look at anything on a menu that isn't lettuce-based, claim they "just have such a great metabolism."
4.) The fact that a show called "sorority wars" exists.
5.) Guys who call themselves "daddy" in a relationship setting.
6.) People who don't eat meat but wear leather shoes.
7.) Waking up before 9AM during the winter.
8.) The winter in general.
9.) Not knowing what calendar day it is at any given time in the month.
10.) Still thinking it's 2007 in your head.
-Posted by Jilly and Karla
The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Friday, October 16, 2009
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