1.) Undergrads at Georgetown who hire personal assistants because being a student is, in and of itself, too much responsibility for their spoiled selves.
2.) Going to school with the type of students who you could see hiring personal assistants while being an undergrad.
3.) When your big plans for the evening are going to a conference to learn about student loan repayments for a debt you will be taking on shortly.
4.) Secretly wishing you could go on "The Biggest Loser."
5.) When you watch a YouTube video on the benefits of going on the Master Cleanse and consider that you documentary movie viewing of the year.
6.) Being really excited about your new purchase - a wrist brace, to promote wrist health!
7.) Old coffee
8.) Being more excited about halloween than the kids you babysit
9.) Still babysitting kids as an adult.
10.) "The View."
The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Friday, October 23, 2009
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