1.) Getting really excited about a Halloween costume only to realize you don't have any actual plans for Halloween.
2.) Finding yourself planning birthday parties for your kids even though you don't even have a boyfriend yet, let alone a child.
3.) Spending your lunch break at work going to a local candy store to buy a stash which you don't plan on sharing with anyone.
4.) The fact that celebrities picking out pumpkins is considered news nowadays.
5.) When you're walking down the street and you overhear a conversation among a group of 9 year old boys who think they are very cool and adult and one of them turns to the others and says: "Don't you think indigo is the sexiest color?"
6.) Shelf-stable meat products
7.) Multi-colored patchwork leather coats
8.) Cutoff jean shorts where the pockets stick out beneath the cutoff point
9.) Crappy CGI commercials for local companies
10.) The music they pipe through the speakers at grocery stores
Friday, October 30, 2009
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What color patchwork are we talking here?
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