1.) Critics.
2.) Premature balding.
3.) TV shows that show folks living in New York in completely unrealistically massive and beautiful apartments despite low-paying jobs.
4.) Old women using the word "aroused."
5.) Deeply phallic architecture.
6.) Dating someone who has a full head of hair when you're young and realizing that, if your relationship actually worked out long term, he would go bald and you would need to stay by his balding side.
7.) Sharing your limited morning commute space with fans going to some sort of Yankee parade.
8.) Being the only person in the city who really doesn't care either way about a sport team victory.
9.) Planning your month around the theatrical release of the 2nd Twilight movie even though you're 25.
10.) Not having any friends to go to the theatrical release of the 2nd Twilight movie because you are 25 and your friends are not 12 year old girls.
Friday, November 6, 2009
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