1.) Ugly guys.
2.) Ugly guys who work in finance and believe they are not ugly because they allegedly have money.
3.) Old guys who don't realize they are old so they still hit on young people.
4.) Seeing someone you went to high school with standing right in front of you and pretending that you don't see them.
5.) Planning your month around your period.
6.) Somehow managing to always line up big, unchangeable plans (i.e. weddings, christmas, etc.) with having your period.
7.) Wal-mart
8.) People who try to make some sort of excuse for their shopping at Wal-mart.
9.) Walking down the street behind a garbage truck, your pace perfectly timed to keep you constantly in its wake.
10.) Dominos' new pasta-in-a-breadbowl. I know how to fix this boring old pasta: add more carbs! Really? How about you just inject calories and preservatives underneath my intestinal wall.
Friday, November 13, 2009
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