The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Friday, November 20, 2009

DEBATE TEAM: Are These Things Worse than Puberty?

1.) Getting a tattoo of a passage from Twilight on your back.

2.) Getting any sort of short-sighted pop culture reference tattoo for that matter.

3.) Jobs where you do nothing all day.

4.) Jobs where you actually have to work all day.

5.) Passive aggressive people.

6.) The coffee shakes.

7.) Watching weight-loss shows just to feel better about yourself.

8.) Planning an entire morning around making it to the post office, only to find out when you arrive that it was closed.

9.) People who use "abuse" when they mean "annoy."

10.) Being too poor to buy a burrito for dinner.

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