1.) People who decorate with fairies and other magical woodland creatures.
2.) That really, really long, scraggly, nasty-split-ends hair that true fairy-decorators often sport
3.) Secretly being halfway to fantasy-fairy nerddom yourself. Okay, 3/4 of the way.
4.) Allergies
5.) Knowing that all the eye-rubbing you do because of your allergies means you'll be pug-wrinkly by the time you're 30.
6.) Being pug wrinkly by the time you're 30 even though you took special care not to ever rub your eyes.
7.) Not having any big Thanksgiving Day plans because you live with your parents anyway.
8.) When what you are most thankful for on Thanksgiving is missing a day of work.
9.) Jobs that don't give you paid holidays.
10.) Not caring if your job gives you a paid holiday because not being at work is compensation enough.
Friday, November 27, 2009
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