1.) Steven Seagal, Lawman
2.) Hipsters who claim PBR is actually good.
3.) Having the kind of taste buds that actually BELIEVE PBR is good.
4.) When someone farts in a department store.
5.) Sitting on a toilet seat that looked clean, only to discover, when you stand, that there had been pee droplets. Oh yeah, that was a pee droplet. Nasty.
6.) When people ask you what your plans are for the weekend and all you can come up with is doing your nails.
7.) When you have to pee in a male apartment or dorm room and you know for a fact that men don't clean things the way they really should because they are genetically dirtier than women so you have the whole should I sit or not debate and you end up just squatting every time you are there.
8.) People on crowded subway cars who don't use deoderant.
9.) Parents who rage and/or curse in front of their own children.
10.) When a stranger has waaaaaaaay long scraggly hair with split ends and they are close to you and static attracts their hair to you so you have a stranger's split ends floating around your person.
Friday, December 18, 2009
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I think we have been infiltrated by spam posters. Ah well. I guess fake comments are better than no comments.
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