The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Friday, January 8, 2010

DEBATE TEAM: Are these things worse than puberty?

1.) When you have to come up with stupid questions at an interview to show interest in the company.

2.) Recognizing that you are a much more attractive candidate for things on paper than in person.

3.) Wanting to go on the Biggest Loser to lose 15 pounds.

4.) Actually being a fan of the Biggest Loser.

5.) The fact that the closest thing we have to investigative journalism nowadays is TMZ.

6.) Liquid diets...that aren't just ironic references to drinking.

7.) The smell of damp wool.

8.) A bad, SHORT haircut

9.) Not being told your haircut is bad, since all women will say "I love your haircut" in order to prove they know you got one, and thus doing it again.

10.) When your pen leaks all over your hand.
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