The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Friday, January 15, 2010

DEBATE TEAM: Are These Things Worse than Puberty?

1.) Still playing a gameboy at 25

2.) Still OWNING a gameboy at 25

3.) When you're given a REALLY bizarre or crappy gift, but politeness dictates you respond warmly.

4.) When the movie you've been waiting for from Netflix is out of stock.

5.) A computer so slow it's painful which you can't afford to replace

6.) When people make plans starting at 9pm when you had the intentions of going to bed at 10.

7.) Getting plastic surgery to please your current boyfriend.

8.) Getting a tattoo to please your current boyfriend.

9.) Not having a boyfriend to get plastic surgery or a tattoo for.

10.) Telemarketers.

-Posted by Jilly and Karla
at 9:15 AM
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