1.) Having to be careful of what websites you visit because you're at work.
2.) Making eye contact repeatedly with an ugly guy on the subway.
3.) Those last 5 minutes at the end of the day where you aren't doing anything productive but you have to stick around so your boss doesn't see you running out of the office.
4.) The fact that Macaulay Culkin is almost 30.
5.) John Edwards the politician.
6.) John Edwards the man.
7.) How damned hot James Franco is.
8.) Being incapable of enjoying "relaxing" time because you feel like you OUGHT to be doing something worthwhile.
9.) Commercials that target women with stereotypes that should have gone out of ad-man style 50 years ago.
10.) The coffee shakes
Friday, January 29, 2010
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