The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

SCIENCE: Those Mucus Commercials are Worse than Puberty

You all know the ones I'm talking about - where that nasty, beater-wearing ball of lung-snot walks around, talking like a jerk, having his nasty snot relatives over for dance parties and family reunions and general being-snot affairs.

Is it necessary for commercials to absolutely disgust me in order to sell their product? I get that there's a product to be sold here, that it might have a less-than-savory, but perfectly functional, even desirable goal, but isn't there a feeling-good-and-playing-sports-with-the-kids route they could have taken? An "I'm too tired to be effective at work, until I clear out that lung-blocking mucus" version that showed run-down adults, not sambaing snot? An...ything else?

I feel the same way about those toe-fungus-critter commercials which, thankfully, I haven't seen in a while.

I'm not sure I have a positive solution, but I can say this: I will suffer any indignity, fungus, mucus, or as-yet-unknown-nasty-spokescritter-related, in order to avoid your products.

Now that's effective product-recognition for you.

-Posted by Jilly

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