1.) Moldy fruit that you still feel like eating because it was expensive and that's good money going to waste.
2.) That iffy dairy stage when you don't know if it's edible but it's not quite expired yet so you let it sit around until it's DEFINITELY expired so you feel justified in getting rid of it.
3.) Hearing Lady Gaga songs on constant loop on the radio. I like her a lot but dang! Sometimes you need a break.
4.) The cliche-ness of all romance novels.
5.) Being in a room full of gorgeous guys with great senses of humor and amazing bodies.... because you are standing inside a gay bar.
6.) Realizing you'd rather stay in the gay bar than face the ordeal of finding men who might be sexually interested in you.
7.) Being terrified of an audit...even though you made poverty-level money.
8.) When your laundry comes out of the washing machine SOAKING.
9.) Wet socks.
10.) Being simultaneously tired and over-caffeinated.
The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Friday, March 5, 2010
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