1.) Being featured on this website.
2.) Getting really psyched to be sick because it puts you one step closer to that goal weight!
3.) Having ugly pets and knowing that pets always look like their owners.
4.) People with horrible hair who don't know it.
5.) Having horrible hair, knowing it, but choosing not to do anything about it because that's the least of your physical flaws at this point.
6.) Getting little seeds - like blueberry seeds - caught deep between your molars
7.) Trust fund kids.
8.) Not being a trust fund kid.
9.) Being duped at the remainders table, but feeling compelled to read your purchase, anyway.
10.) How much faster time goes as you get older
The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Friday, March 12, 2010
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