The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Friday, April 2, 2010

DEBATE TEAM: Are these things worse than puberty?

1.) Finding out through In Touch magazine that your husband collects Nazi memorabilia and myspace skanks.

2.) Having a husband that collects Nazi memorabilia and myspace skanks.

3.) Myspace skanks.

4.) Myspace.

5.) People who mistakenly think facebook is still a step-up from Myspace.

6.) Having a beautiful day unexpectedly to yourself, then realizing you don't know what to do with it.

7.) Knowing that, even if you ever make real money, you'll still care about the cost per unit comparisons at the grocery store.


8.) Even knowing what the cost per unit comparisons at the grocery store are.

9.) Spending hours making a toy for your pet only to realize said pet won't touch it.


10.) Having spent hours making a pet toy at all.

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