1.) Dressing in light clothing for what you have been led to believe will be a warm and sunny day only to spend the entire day really cold and avoiding shade.
2.) Dressing in heavy clothing for what you have been led to believe will be a cold day only to spend the entire day sweating and carrying around a winter coat like a jackass whose never heard of weather.com.
3.) Timed lunch hours.
4.) Friends who have high paying jobs where they can take full afternoon lunches and nobody cares while you get your pay docked for every minute of lateness.
5.) Umbrellas that are not broken enough to completely throw away but are just broken and misshapen enough to embarrass you as you use it.
6.) Actually bothering to fix a broken umbrella.
7.) Missing a show that got canceled more than the friends you don't see much.
8.) Canceling a date with those friends just to make sure you catch that show.
9.) The smell of rotten dairy.
10.) Gladiator sandals.
Friday, April 9, 2010
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