DEBATE TEAM: Are these things worse than puberty?

1.) Getting a haircut and still spotting hundreds of split ends right after.

2.) Being so anal retentive that you focus on how many split ends you have.

3.) When your pet would rather lie motionless and undisturbed on the hard ground than cuddle with you.

4.) Realizing that your pet is not the only living thing out there that feels this way about you.

5.) Realizing that, among the other living things that would rather lie motionless and undisturbed on the hard ground than cuddle with you, are 98% of adult human males.

6.) Allergies

7.) Cleaning up because family is in town, only to realize that they had no intention of stopping by your place during their stay.

8.) The smell of burning hair.

9.) Being in a situation where you've managed to burn your own hair in the first place.

10.) Realizing that, on the increasingly fewer nights in your life where you overindulge, your hangover payments will only get worse and worse.