1.) All of the hosts on The View (except Barbara who I appreciate as an adopted grandmother who I hope will add me to her will).
2.) The fact that not more sickly millionaire octogenarians want to marry me.
3.) Thinking about taking what's left of your savings and investing it in improving your looks to help you score a sickly millionaire octogenarian.
4.) Michael Jackson's unique parenting style.
5.) The overuse and abuse of Journey's song "Don't Stop Believing."
6.) Forgetting about the basic stuff in your life on a regular basis
7.) The fact that bacon makes up approximately 2/3 of my diet
8.) Anti-depressant commercials
9.) Trying to garden, and killing everything you touch. And feeling sad, like you lost a pet, when you do so.
10.) Blood diamonds.
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