The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

HOME EC/SHOP: Owning Children That Reflect Poorly on You is Worse than Puberty

This weekend was marked by travel for many, excessive security lines for the not-so-few who were impacted by the Nigerian fail-blog stunt, and many, many, many horrible children.

I mean, seriously.

I get that infants can't help it that air-pressure changes hurt their soft-spots. I get that small children are naturally OCD, repeating "[motorboat sound] is a good song! [motorboat sound] is a good song!" over and over and over, tunelessly, for an hour, at the gate area because hey, it's STILL funny for them. I even get that, as a parent who has, like me, been traveling all day, you might not feel like chasing after your four-year old as he dashes maniacally through crowds of adults, at least not right away.

But could you at least pretend to be a little apologetic about it? Or at the very least not entitled?

I'd expound, but I'm nursing a sinus headache, compounded by no fewer than a dozen under-5's on my flight, all of them raised in the school of "you never say 'no' to your kid, lest it harm their precious self-esteem."

I dread the day when this batch is all 16, and STILL wrecking my flights...

-Posted by Jilly

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