There is bad TV all OVER the place - I'm looking at you, A&E; since when is a show dedicated to "Hoarders" an art, or even a form of entertainment? But I must say that Nip/Tuck is the worst of all.
Why?
Because I actually watch it.
This is a show that managed to move to incestual, secretly trans-sexual relationships within its second season, which has flipped every character's sexual orientation at will, made a mime-murderer out of the once-Nazi son, and shot or killed...I think almost every person on the show.
Karla and I lost our Nip/Tuck virginity together our senior year in college, with a set of Netflix dvds she rented mostly as a joke. We were predicting every twist and turn. Not just the "oh god, now they're probably going to have animal sex" moments, but literally the lines - almost word for word - leading up to every bad cliche.
And yet, I watch. I Tivo it, even. I sit through the wooden acting, the ridiculous plotlines, the subpar dialogue...and I like it.
I'm watching an episode right now and just heard the line "you have to choose. The monkey, or me." And they were literally referring to a monkey.
But I have no one to blame but myself...
-Posted by Jilly
The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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