1.) The way that the brothers and sisters of celebrities are always similar but unsettling versions of their famous sibling.
2.) People who work at TMZ and think their jobs have value.
3.) The amount that you spend a year on barely used cosmetics and beauty products.
4.) When your pet is bothering you non-stop and you can't understand why for hours and then you realize that its bowl of water has been dry all day.
5.) When your pet is bothering you non-stop and you can't understand why for hours and then you realize that it's because you locked it in a room by mistake.
6.) When your pet doesn't bother you, something you find out some days or weeks later when you pick up a strangely ammonia-scented pile of clothing.
7.) The acting on made for TV movies.
8.) Knowing a lot about said acting because you watch quite a few of sais made for TV movies.
9.) Self-tanner, and those who self-tan.
10.) Being called "racist" for poking fun at the self-tanned (see: Achieving John Boehner's Tan, specifically the comments)
Friday, April 23, 2010
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