Last Friday I unexpectedly had an afternoon to myself. And not just any afternoon - a stunning, sunny, perfectly temperate afternoon.
I decided to bite the bullet I'd been gumming for the last month or so and go buy a bike.
I already owned a bike, it just happened to be all style...which weighs approximately 50 pounds more than all function. I rode it the last couple of summers, and it's charming to look at, but it was so heavy that I realized I was finding reasons to convince myself onto the bus in order to avoid the sweating panting mess riding this behemoth of a bike turns me into.
This is all simply to note that it's not like I haven't ridden a bike since I was 10 years old.
And yet, as the bike-shop man tried to find a bike that would work for me, you wouldn't have known it. Each new model would be wheeled out for my testing slash approval, and each time I would make an effort to give it a spin around the carpeted showroom...
...well, let's just say that I didn't flip over any handlebars or anything, but "making an effort" is as close as I came to actually RIDING any of these bikes.
I finally just bought the least expensive model in order to stop the hipster-witnessed shame of my biking inferiority.
But I like it, really I do. Lord knows I'm not going to be making any comparisons anytime soon.
-Posted by Jilly
The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
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