1.) Reading a guy's blog as seeing how horrifying the inner workings of the male mind can be.
2.) When the male blog you are referring to actually belongs to someone in your close social circle, not some obnoxious guy you've never met.
3.) Thinking, incorrectly, that you have high privacy settings on your facebook account only to realize all your pictures and information was made totally public without your knowledge.
4.) Committing to moving to a place for years that you know in advance will be cold, dreary and miserable.
5.) Meeting a 50 year old with nicer and less wrinkly skin than you.
The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Friday, May 21, 2010
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