1.) The fact that Fifty Cent is at my goal weight.
2.) Hitting your goal weight and then getting "comfortable" and putting all of it back on.
3.) Owning an old lady muumuu... which you wear... on a daily basis.
4.) Actually passing by a hideous discount clothing store with old lady muumuus in the window and thinking to yourself: "I want the floral pink one with snaps down the center."
5.) Having an entirely separate wardrobe of comfortable/home clothes you know you can never wear in front of any other human being who isn't genetically related to you out of fear they will reject you.
6.) Wearing those clothes in front of others, anyway.
7.) Realizing that people significantly younger than you are now allowed into your bars.
8.) Women who date for money
9.) Not being able to just get over it, already, and date for money.
10.) Heel blisters
Friday, June 4, 2010
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