1). When, despite your expensive college degree, your job consists of running errands for the office secretaries, effectively ranking you lower than an unpaid intern.
2.) Being 25 and getting jealous of the interns your friends manage who make $15 an hour watching movies all day.
3.) Looking into buying a monokini for the summer because, at the age of 25, your body is too old and gross to really be exposing all that much skin in public.
4.) Sending an email to all your friends in a certain city telling them you'll be in town and you're excited to see them, only to get no replies.
5.) Thinking that "everytime" is a legitimate English word on the grounds that it was in a title of a Britney Spears song.
6.) People who need glasses and refuse to wear them
7.) Hipsters' insistence on glasses that make them hideous. I speak of the granny-glasses.
8.) When large girls where very, VERY short skirts.
9.) Morning breath
10.) That all healthy diets cut out all the best foods.
Friday, June 25, 2010
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