1.) Planning your life (including your work schedule) around the release date of Twilight movies.
2.) Having a really dreamy guy in your small office who does not acknowledge your existence in any way shape or form, not even for a traditional platonic morning greeting. Does this mean we aren't soul-mates???
3.) Reading a good quote and immediately thinking about how profound you will look when you post it on facebook or as your gchat status.
4.) When your favorite author is actually a blogger who writes about reality TV shows. Richard Lawson from Gawker, holla!!!
5.) Getting star-struck talking on the phone with a beautician whose videos you've watched on youtube.
6.) When the friend you're talking to has bad breath.
7.) Realizing, too late, that YOU were the bad-breath friend
8.) When the back of your legs stick to and/or sweat on plastic or leather chairs
9.) Actually considering arch support.
10.) Being told you're "too old" for the Chuckie Cheese.
Friday, July 2, 2010
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