What a lovely meal that was, and really, as great as it was, it's not so much about the food as it is about the friendships, you know? Oh, here's the check, let me just pass it around so that everyone can see how much they owe. I think we should probably leave $55. No, I don't think that's too much tip – the waitress was pretty good, and I've waited tables, anything less than 20% is just kind of cheap. I'm sure once everyone throws in for their meal and tip, it will end up there before we know it. Okay, so with mine that makes…$50. Did someone forget to put in for tip? No, no, Jim, don't put in more money – you already paid too much. $10 for one beer is more than enough, really. I can add a couple dollars I guess, but I think $20 for my $15 dollar tab should have covered me, right? Sarah, did you…? Okay, okay, I'm sure you did already account for tip, but maybe you forgot tax? Just because $15 for your filet and martini might be a little…no, no, I agree. I'll just put in those couple of bucks. Jim, do you mind? Thanks. So…$54. Well, that's gonna have to do I suppose. I agree, Sarah, we really should do this more often – maybe next time we'll just go for drinks. Or better yet, to your place for potluck. Sure, I could throw in a few bucks if we end up doing that, no problem…
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The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Saturday, February 21, 2009
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I think the best part about this post is that, while I labeled it "math," the adding in the middle is a clear failure. Tragic.
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