The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Guest Posts Are Worse Than Puberty.

People who believe in the outdated notion that animals should be treated like animals. When you have someone over and your cat leaps on the dinner table while you are both in mid-bite and your guest acts "shocked" while your pet takes an innocent, thirsty little lick from his water glass...that's worse than puberty. Having progressed in the civil rights mindset while your counterparts still believe only adult white males can drink from whatever glass they want...that is far worse than puberty. I'd say these people deserve to be stuck in puberty for their whole lives to really know what it's like on the other side of the fence...or should I say...electric fence.

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