Okay, I get it. You voted for John Kerry, and Obama's hope, and city councilman Michael Bridges...do you really need to tell me that you're counting down the days until Bush is out of office...many months after he's left, now? Are you under some false impression that I care about the fact that you're a labradoodle lover?
How much do you think your "Violence is only the answer...if 'what makes you a sh*t person' is the question" sticker has changed anything the world over? Does anyone besides you think your "Yuck Fou, Lysdexic Rivers!" decal is witty? While your letting me know that your other car's a UFO, with a cleverly manipulated Mercedes symbol around it, just for laughs, does allow me to judge how little time I should spend with you a bit more quickly than I would have, otherwise, the assault on my senses negates any real benefit I may have received from the heads-up.
I'm glad that you are tolerant of four or five religions which have easily recognizable symbols. And it's great that you went to Ireland once. And, really, who wouldn't want to know about your love of Phish?
Oh that's right, I wouldn't, at least not via bumper sticker. Ever heard of conversation? Or does the idea get drowned out by the sound of your own, self-interested drone?
And no, I will NOT start seeing motorcycles. Jesus, come OFF it.
-Posted by Jilly
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
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I'm totally behind you Jilly. If I could afford something with a bumper and were legally allowed to maneuver it on public roads, it would be sticker free!
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