1.) The concept that you have to exchange paper money for most goods and services at a time when I have none.
2.) Standardized tests.
3.) Made for TV movies.
4.) The fact that, unlike the game suggests, if the bank were to make an error in your favor, you are legally obliged to return it.
5.) The fact that Oprah has yet to adopt me.
6.) The fact that made for tv movies make up the bulk of your TV watching.
7.) Dog owners who don't obey leash laws.
8.) Thinking you look so cool as you walk down the street that you fail to look in front of you...and step in a breach of leash laws.
9.) Thinking that watching history channel actually ups your intelligence.
10.) The sorts of people who frequent nude beaches.
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