1.) Getting stuck walking behind an old person on the sidewalk. It's rude to bypass them and hurry along but walking at their pace can be excrutiating.
2.) When you know so much celebrity gossip that your family turns to you to clarify details of scandals that happened even before you were born.
3.) Realizing that you are actually a crappy cook - not trying to be modest here - just a horrible, disgusting food maker.
4.) When the highlight of your year is when someone buys you a juicer.
5.) Directing all of your perfectionism and bossy-ness into controling who uses your new juicer and how because you don't have a more appropriate outlet.
6.) working on july 4th
7.) Not bringing alcohol to work WITH you on july 4th
8.) the sound leather furniture makes when you sit on it wrong
9.) The fact that it is now legal to carry concealed weapons in arizona bars
10.) All the jokes about being "loaded" that are going to come out of that law...
Friday, July 3, 2009
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