Now I'm not one of those women who claims she's cooking deficient in some brassy voice, as though her inability is some sort of perverse badge of honor, "look at me, aren't I just the worst? I don't even have the time to learn!"
But I do get lazy.
When you get home from work, and you're hungry, and all you have in the kitchen is Hot Pockets and dried beans, though you did hear about a great soup recipe, it only takes a few hours, and you could just run by the supermarket and grab the vegetables you need...I end up going for the Hot Pocket.
My downstairs neighbors, though, always go for every-fresh-ingredient, stewing-all-day, restaurant-worthy cuisine. Like every night.
Yes, it's no fun cooking for one, and yes, sometimes you're just too hungry to spend the time on a lengthy preparation, but certainly I could do better for myself than rewarmed condensed glop? Especially when I smell the roasting garlic, and the rendering fat of the perfectly-cooked steak going on below...
...but I just continue chewing my cud, slowly turning eating into a chore rather than a pleasure, and smell, deeply, trying to pretend that I'm at that table, too...
-Posted by Jilly
The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Thursday, July 2, 2009
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