1.) Still listening to phish, even though you "totally hate hippies."
2.) Doing so alone in your bedroom.
3.) Tori Spelling.
4.) Having a deep, intense love for Alton Brown.
5.) Being slightly jealous of garbagemen, because of the truly amazing dumpster-diving they have access to.
2.) Doing so alone in your bedroom.
3.) Tori Spelling.
4.) Having a deep, intense love for Alton Brown.
5.) Being slightly jealous of garbagemen, because of the truly amazing dumpster-diving they have access to.
6.) Having a zit so large on your forehead, someone on the street would be forgiven for thinking you were growing a horn.
7.) The mandatory in-between stages when you wax.
8.) When your dogs are literally 13 but you still think of them as puppies.
9.) Falling for the gimmick of literally every product on the shelves at CVS.
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