1.) The kinds of colds that leave you stuffy, confused and lazy for a week.
2.) The fact that Jon Gosselin in the last week has slept with more 22 year olds than all the members of your average graduating frat combined.
3.) Being the only person at a party who can't drink that night.
4.) Pretending to be friendly to people you haven't seen in 4 years and weren't even friends with in the past.
5.) Jury duty.
6.) All movies that star talking animals.
7.) The fact that I won't be retiring before the age of 83.
8.) Spending your weekend off from work home sick.
9.) When you're weekend is so boring, you're actually a little excited to start the work week again.
10.) The fact that more people aren't clicking on the random assortment of ads on our website.
Friday, July 24, 2009
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