1.) When your pets do something wrong that makes you angry because you have all this anger and nobody to logically direct it towards.
2.) The Octomom.
3.) Setting a record for the number of children you give birth to in one sitting.
4.) The fact that I can't walk around airbrushed in real life.
5.) EXTREMELY short shorts worn in public by anyone other than a 90-pound twelve year old.
6.) Waking up in the middle of the night and being little-kid, throw-up sick.
7.) Not having your mom there to help you feel better when that happens.
8.) Having to go to work the next day, even though you work a bullsh*t shop-job, because why would you guys ever have a back-up person to call?
9.) The fact that new, Lifetime version of Project Runway is being filmed in LA.
10.) Knowing that, regardless of where it's filmed, you'll watch, meaning your Lifetime hours per week are dangerously close to reaching the double-digits (for reruns, I swear! Okay...and the occasional Tori Spelling original...)
Friday, August 21, 2009
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