1.) When you eat a meal at a restaurant but the waiter totally forgets about you and you watch all the other people in the restaurant get their food before you even though you walked in before them. It ends up taking so long for your meal to come that you eventually have no choice but to leave still hungry. Mainly because you are still hungry.
2.) Girls who don't work, dress casually and 'lunch' at expensive restaurants during the day on weekdays. I mean, how are they supporting their lifestyle? If this describes you, please provide us with tips on how we can follow in your footsteps at worsethanpuberty.com.
3.) The fact that Ashlee Simpson needed to go for fire red/orange hair because she is otherwise totally unrecognizable thanks to her nosejob. Professionals describe this as the Jennifer Grey from Dirty Dancing effect.
4.) When you go to a store to buy 1 thing and all these blood sucking sales people come out from nowhere and try to make you buy 5 times the amount of stuff.
5.) The "free item if you buy $300 more worth of stuff here" coupon.
6.) The fact that the "free item if you buy $300 more worth of stuff" coupon often works on me.
7.) Post-nasal drip
8.) Rejection letters
9.) The not-even-bothering-to-send-a-letter tacit rejection
10.) Finding yourself attracted to a piece of Hollywood man-candy, then realizing that you're legitimately too old for him.
Friday, August 28, 2009
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