1.) Waiting for Dexter DVDs as though your entire social life depends on it...because it does.
2.) Bad peroxide jobs
3.) Investing an entire summer in growing tomatoes, only tomatoes, just to discover blight on all the leaves.
4.) Caring that much about tomatoes
5.) Pretending you don't know someone when they come into your work, because explaining your not-particularly-impressive job would be just too awkward and self-lacerating.
6.) Seeing dogs who live and eat better than you can ever dream of.
7.) Having a "bad skin week" every week in a row for 14 years of your life.
8.) When even your closest friends don't care enough to follow your blog.
9.) Getting sucked into watching marathons of shows that you've already watched 3 times already.
10.) When you are a full adult and you still get pity/help you get on your feet money from the people around you.
Friday, September 11, 2009
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